did it.

Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:

Luke needs to drink more beer!

"Yes..."



Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:

Luke looks like Prof Stephen Hawking

"All I need to be is crippled. And 80lbs less"


Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:

Luke says the darndest things!

"Indeed good chap!"



Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:

Luke wants to know..............

"......................?"



Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:

Luke Does DDR

"Hmm yes, dance, boogie.. Do the twist.."



Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:

LUKE HATES BLACK PEOPLE

"Ze google, it lies D:"



Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:

Luke Loves Elephants

"Good with ketchup."



Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:

LUKE Asks "Should I change my name?"

"It's something I've wanted to do, oddly enough."



Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:

Luke goes Bananas!

"Why yes I do, RGHAWLDLGOHOLODLDKSWOWELJDMFIAISFRASIOAAAAA!"



Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:

Luke Likes Mythbusters

"They know me too well."



Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:

luke eats the container

"Nom nom nom nom nom"



Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:

luke wears man thongs

"No. Just NO."



Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:

Luke was arrested for performing fellatio on preteen and teenage boys

"[link]"



I feel a little ill after that last one.